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Beer Producers Conference
There’s a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all the beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of ‘Budweiser’ orders a Bud, the...
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Brand New Jaguar for Sale
An advert in a local newspaper offered a brand-new Jaguar for sale for only 100 bucks. On spotting this, a keen motorist decided to call round to the address given. He arrived to find a very large...
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Holy Land Experience
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or...
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In a Scottish Town
The authorities at the docks in a Scottish town were worried about the number of things that had been stolen recently. So they decided to ask the police to try and catch the thieves. One policeman...
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A Reindeer Ordered a Martini
One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep South, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini. Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in...
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New Jersey Hunters
Sponsor’s Announcement Frustrated by lack of traffic? Brand new fully automated system drives traffic, markets 13 income streams, closes sales, follows up prospects and offers back end sales all for...
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Loud Train
Sponsor’s Announcement The Blog Beast is Coming. The Empower Network new blogging system will revolutionize the Internet… Over 155,000 people agree. Lead capture pages, video training series, website...
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Emergency Landing
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Emergency Landing 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Patience Emergency Landing Two guys were sitting in a bar getting really drunk. After awhile, just...
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The Nagging Wife
Welcome to Friday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Fishing Expedition 2) Today’s Opportunity 3) The Nagging Wife Fishing Expedition A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York...
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An Unusual Pet
Welcome to Monday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) An Unusual Pet 2) Today’s Opportunity 3) Letter From Mom An Unusual Pet A guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. He went...
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Phony Bills
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Phony Bills 2) Today’s Opportunity 3) An Unusual Pet Phony Bills A counterfeiter decided that the easiest way to pass off his phony $18 bills would...
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Fishing in Central Park
A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of lilies. “Tsk Tsk!” said the passerby to...
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